Call it quits or get a grip.
ilnemaimepasdutout:

RUGRATS: Teaching kids that it’s okay to marry someone of the same gender since 1990.

ilnemaimepasdutout:

RUGRATS: Teaching kids that it’s okay to marry someone of the same gender since 1990.

chubby-bunnies:

Anni
German
Size 16
<3

fucking adorable.

chubby-bunnies:

Anni

German

Size 16

<3

fucking adorable.
More submission, please?

Whoever you are who sent a link and asked if the bbw in the video is me…it wont let me go to that address, so I can’t be sure. If it is me, and I’m not saying it is, (but there are pornographic videos with me in existence,) I was underage and therefore you should probably avoid watching them.

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danfromuk:

Sia- Breathe Me

This is my ‘listen to when you’re feeling shit song’, what’s yours?!

Professor McGonagall: Is it true that you shouted at Professor Umbridge?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You called her a liar?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: You told her He Who Must Not Be Named is back?
Harry Potter: Yes.
Professor McGonagall: Have a biscuit, Potter.
I’d cheat destiny just to be near you.
3am. Still wearing makeup. Stomach is eating itself from hunger. Thomas has been sleeping since we left the strip club and I&#8217;m tired but can&#8217;t sleep.

3am. Still wearing makeup. Stomach is eating itself from hunger. Thomas has been sleeping since we left the strip club and I’m tired but can’t sleep.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

tastefullyoffensive:

calmblueoceans

This mistake is made way more often than it should be.

afternoonsnoozebutton:

tastefullyoffensive:

calmblueoceans

This mistake is made way more often than it should be.

I want to be pregnant so bad. :(

WHYYYY CANT MY BOYFRIEND AGREEEEEEEE

I was going to follow Thomas’ nerd blog.

Then, while sniffing around the people who reblog his posts, I was blatantly reminded that I hate most people. So, after a few well laid out fantasies of putting some of his followers heads on spikes, I decided to follow him anyhow.